the toddler mullet
Billy Ray Cyrus. Carol Brady. Joe Dirt. Holden. What do these folks have in common?
Legendary mullets, that’s what.
Holden’s super fine golden blonde hair has grown into a mane that’s straight up business in the front, party in the back.
Now here’s the thing: the poor thing was pretty much bald until her first birthday.
So I’m kind of loathe to cut her hair because it took so dang long to grow. I have trimmed her bangs once or twice.
Sometimes she’ll let me pull it back into a wispy little ponytail.
But until the business catches up to the party, I guess we’ll just keep rocking that mullet. I mean, that’s cool, right?